new policy

I am no longer going to detag pictures of myself. I will expose how ugly I am to the genital public. <3

i love

I love Nilla wafers. When I eat them, I feel like a white kid, where their mom actually packed white people food in there lunch boxes. MmmmM, to be white.... I love nilla wafers.

Today

Today is going to be a beautiful day.

1. My Back is not going to hurt anymore.
1.5 Go to the gym at 10:30. :)
2. I am going to class and going to take great notes.
3. I will proceed to Work #2 and work for an hour and half
4. I will go to work #1, but stop for coffee at the gay coffee cart next to the Warren bear first.
5. Get Out at 6 then go home and nap.
6. Contemplate my life and get ready for next day.

<3

BOston

I kinda want to go to boston just so i can dine at Banq.

In other news, I am working at a Mine Exhibit right now, this man comes in and says you must have a lot to say about mines considering your ancestors..... WHA?

Monday Monday Monday

My teeth ache. I need to get porcelein veneers made for 2 teeth because I grind them. Aikes. :( Also, I have a major back problem, if you see me walking like a disabled person with Herpes, please disregard me and don't pass judgement.

I am waiting for 12 o'clock for my job to start, I am sitting in my graphics office and sipping on an Americano, while listening to people talk about shopping in the distance. It's Monday- I hate mondays. Monday means e-mails, work, homework, meetings, bitching, farting, and desire-to-be-in-bed-but-i-cant-because-i-have-shit-to-do. I was walking down library walk and my new Ben Lee posters have been plastered around campus. They look like vagina discharge because they took the cheap route and printed it in-house, which means white borders and inkjet ink.... all that hard work down the toilet.

I want to share with my blog my newest obsession, her name is Ke$ha. She sings about boots and boys, and butterscotch. She works with Katy Perry, and The Veronicas songwriters, but shes kinda more awesome in a Southern California, Laid back but shes from LA so shes featured on the Cobra Snake, and wears AA, kinda way.

here

Someone

Someone once told me that you have to be internationally appealing in order to make it in this neck of the woods. What the fuck does that mean?

This Saturday was one of napping and huluing until my urine turned red. I caught up on this show called 30 Rock, which im sure many people watch out there. There was one episode called "the bubble" in which people that are extremely attractive get special treatment- to a point where they don't have a real sense of reality and end up thinking they are the shit even though they suck at everything they do. It is kinda true, I have been in close circles with some real connected people, people making millions, people who are exxxtremely attractive, and you cant help but be attracted to their aura, and are willing to do, say, shit anything so you can be close to them. I find this quite sad, so what are the rest of us simpletons going to do, go based on personality? haha.

I would love to walk in the shoes of a caucasian man, 6 foot, masculine build, who drives a ..... mazarati. haha. I would just like to see how it feels like to have my ass kissed everyday, wiped everyday, and have life delivered to me on a diamond (silver platters are cheap). If I were him, what type of skewed perspective would I have on life? Would I treat people differently? Would I know that I am recieving special treatment? Would I be happier?

Atleast at the end of the day, I know that my friends love me for me, and not because of the way I look, or the way I dress. (I am not that completely hideous as this post is making me out to be), but would life be so much easier if I were Brad Pitt 10 years ago? Just some food for thought.

very

i feel very stupid, very dramatic, very emotional, and very hungry

grow up please steve.

Gone... Swimming

Newest Poster design <3 for Ben Lee.

pet peeves 1

1. Do you know when you take a shower the day before and how water gets trapped in the caps of your shampoo cap, and the next day when you open it up, and the water trapped inside which is freezing spills on your hand? YEAH I HATE THAT.

amen

newest design

Poster for a concert series, 4 concerts=4 posters.

Genitally Speaking

This has been a whirlwind week. I have been up to my faux hawk with trivial tasks, which at the very end has only made me realize how strong of a person I really am.

After my interview with TBWA for an internship position, I was given the task of writing up a mock newsletter for them. Before the actual assignment was given, I thought to myself "how hard could that be?" After recieving the actual newsletter, I knew it was not going to be a walk in the park. Having been an econ major for the last 4 years, and dabbling in graphic design on the side, I HAVE NOT WRITTEN A PAPER IN NEARLY 4 YEARS. The fact that the determing factor for me recieving the internship was a dissertation of the newest trends in marketing only make me want to cough up blood and scream HELLELUJAH. It was a three day process, of screaming into my pillow, not eating due to anxiousness, endless phone calls with my friends asking for suggestions, and sleepless nights, I was finally able to write the best darn newsletter I could offer. It was like my child- I have never felt such connection with a piece of writing i have produced. It was about viral videos and social media, yes I have to agree that there is nothing ground breaking about that issue, but I made it compelling and fucking sexy. I titled it "Its Vital to Viral" because I am so darn cheeky.

In other words, there is a possibility I will not graduate. My host university in Shanghai only gave me 3 units for a 16 week course..... 3 units is not equivalent to a class...... I need 4 to graduate... I will update you on that. What I want to point out is that crying to your counselor is not a good thing to do, because 1. counselors have no remorse, 2. you end up sounding like an idiot because everyone in the waiting room can hear you crying, 3. its not good to cry in general.

Thank you and god bless America and Miss California.

BEARY cool

COOL!

hilarrr

or this

my name is steve and I am a slave.

lastly,...

cant stand

superficiality. I am superficial at times, but i cant stand it.

maybe this

i was told to make my design more european. When i thnk European, i either think of Agyness Deyn, BMW, girls Aloud, or Prostitutes. This is the compilations of all those references.

AHHHHHH

2 sad things

1. I went to the dentist today and i found out that I grind my teeth. From now on, I have to sleep with a mouth guard on. Also my insurance wont cover the expenses so its going to be 1000 dollars...

2. My friend told me on new years he saw someone that looked like me. Today he sent me a picture of a person who he said looked like me....


someone shoot me in the face and call me nancy kerrigan, then get a tonya harding impersonator and whack me in my leg before the olympic trials.

MOMENTO

my brother in law (sisters girlfriend) played this Cassette single OVER & Over as we drove from richardson Texas to Austin, with packed sandwiches in the back of our Chrysler Van with Wood paneling. Very nostalgic.

hello

sometimes we say that LA is the most superficial city in the world. Everything is about aesthetics and good actions are fueled by personal gain. I feel like on a global scale, we as individuals are just purely attracted to beauty. a good thing, or a bad thing.

At Float last night at the HR, some nameless girl drunkenly exposes that she had detagged every picture that she was in with another girl who was quite large in the trunk, or large all over, so she wouldnt be seen by her. Early this morning when pictures were tagged of last nights events, all the tags of her remained, except the one of me and her...... Is this a coincidence? Could I be the fat girl that people dont want to be pictured with?

So, from now on, I declare a full on fight against detagging due to superficial reasons, because noone should be disrespected like that.

I sound like im a 14 year old girl. thank you.

PENIS BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

mind the title, i couldnt help it. I am seeing Kaskade tonight. he is a genius at making soothing music that makes you kinda want to dance and climb a mountain to find enlightenment. Music where you look outside the window and you ponder "THERE IS MORE TO LIFE" like from the words of Stacie Orrico. HEHE

Here is my newest design for the ArtPwr 2009-10 brochure. I hope you have an APPETITE FOR DELI MEAT!