Friday, August 28, 2009

mouses

meeces? mices?

I am starting to design for Disney starting sept 9th... I am very scared and a little apprehensive. Atleast I will be MICKING some money. HAHAHA. :(

Monday, August 24, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

random

I have been working aimlessly on my portfolio. here is a random random random piece i just made. enjoy <3


Friday, June 5, 2009

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Newest Designs


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Here is my newest additions to my portfolio. I created a product called "hydrology". interesting eh?

1 WEEK

1 WEEK till childhood is gone.
1 WEEK till unemployment
1 WEEK till I am a man
1 WEEK till confusion
1 WEEK till desperation
1 WEEK till directionless
1 WEEK till graduation

1 Week till life as we know it changes.

I will progress to the next stage in 1 Week.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Rambles at 1:20

Will there ever come a time when one can fully accept, appreciate, love themselves? You sit in on speeches with motivational speakers who have overcome drug problems, or a battle of some kind and somehow have come to terms with their individuality and preach this self enlightenment of self-philia. I call this bullshit. I dont think its capable for human beings to ever be just content with ourselves. The moment you finish a meal, you want a snack. The moment you get a job offer, you want the next best thing. Is there a cure for this insatiable desire for more?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

the past

I am currently going through my external hardrive and slowly sifting through my endless music collection. Music can take you back into time and create an image that you cannot physically grasp anymore. The plus side is that the momentos that serve as gateways to the past create plastic mirages, depicting the past as more exciting than it really was.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

recessionista projects


haha, i have resorted to designing for ghengis khan exhibits. :)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

new policy

I am no longer going to detag pictures of myself. I will expose how ugly I am to the genital public. <3

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

i love



I love Nilla wafers. When I eat them, I feel like a white kid, where their mom actually packed white people food in there lunch boxes. MmmmM, to be white.... I love nilla wafers.

Today

Today is going to be a beautiful day.

1. My Back is not going to hurt anymore.
1.5 Go to the gym at 10:30. :)
2. I am going to class and going to take great notes.
3. I will proceed to Work #2 and work for an hour and half
4. I will go to work #1, but stop for coffee at the gay coffee cart next to the Warren bear first.
5. Get Out at 6 then go home and nap.
6. Contemplate my life and get ready for next day.

<3

Monday, April 27, 2009

BOston

I kinda want to go to boston just so i can dine at Banq.

In other news, I am working at a Mine Exhibit right now, this man comes in and says you must have a lot to say about mines considering your ancestors..... WHA?

Monday Monday Monday

My teeth ache. I need to get porcelein veneers made for 2 teeth because I grind them. Aikes. :( Also, I have a major back problem, if you see me walking like a disabled person with Herpes, please disregard me and don't pass judgement.

I am waiting for 12 o'clock for my job to start, I am sitting in my graphics office and sipping on an Americano, while listening to people talk about shopping in the distance. It's Monday- I hate mondays. Monday means e-mails, work, homework, meetings, bitching, farting, and desire-to-be-in-bed-but-i-cant-because-i-have-shit-to-do. I was walking down library walk and my new Ben Lee posters have been plastered around campus. They look like vagina discharge because they took the cheap route and printed it in-house, which means white borders and inkjet ink.... all that hard work down the toilet.

I want to share with my blog my newest obsession, her name is Ke$ha. She sings about boots and boys, and butterscotch. She works with Katy Perry, and The Veronicas songwriters, but shes kinda more awesome in a Southern California, Laid back but shes from LA so shes featured on the Cobra Snake, and wears AA, kinda way.

here

Someone

Someone once told me that you have to be internationally appealing in order to make it in this neck of the woods. What the fuck does that mean?

This Saturday was one of napping and huluing until my urine turned red. I caught up on this show called 30 Rock, which im sure many people watch out there. There was one episode called "the bubble" in which people that are extremely attractive get special treatment- to a point where they don't have a real sense of reality and end up thinking they are the shit even though they suck at everything they do. It is kinda true, I have been in close circles with some real connected people, people making millions, people who are exxxtremely attractive, and you cant help but be attracted to their aura, and are willing to do, say, shit anything so you can be close to them. I find this quite sad, so what are the rest of us simpletons going to do, go based on personality? haha.

I would love to walk in the shoes of a caucasian man, 6 foot, masculine build, who drives a ..... mazarati. haha. I would just like to see how it feels like to have my ass kissed everyday, wiped everyday, and have life delivered to me on a diamond (silver platters are cheap). If I were him, what type of skewed perspective would I have on life? Would I treat people differently? Would I know that I am recieving special treatment? Would I be happier?

Atleast at the end of the day, I know that my friends love me for me, and not because of the way I look, or the way I dress. (I am not that completely hideous as this post is making me out to be), but would life be so much easier if I were Brad Pitt 10 years ago? Just some food for thought.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

very

i feel very stupid, very dramatic, very emotional, and very hungry

grow up please steve.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Gone... Swimming


Newest Poster design <3 for Ben Lee.